Tag Archives: Yakmala!

Bo Knows Yakmala

Posted on May 10, 2013 by

The wonderfully misguided 2004 revenge flick Paparazzi was one of those movies I’ve backed for official Yakmala status for a long time. It’s time to make my case with a whole lot of outdated references to a defunct ad campaign. … Continue reading →

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New Satellite Show Update

Posted on April 17, 2013 by

So, I can happily report that we recorded an episode of New Satellite Show. And yes, preparing for the Show is why I’ve been silent for the past several weeks. Okay, fine, I was racking up paid writing gigs to … Continue reading →

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Grave Robbers from Outer Space

Posted on April 12, 2013 by

Before modern contenders like The Room and Troll 2, 1959’s Plan 9 from Outer Space was considered to be the greatest bad movie of all time. Ironic love for it began in 1980, right when America would forget all about … Continue reading →

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Diamonds are a Ghost Ninja’s Best Friend

Posted on March 15, 2013 by

Godfrey Ho rocketed into the Yakmala pantheon like a chimpanzee with a nuclear jetpack who is also suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome for some reason. This is because Ho’s movies make no goddamn sense. If the concept of logic ever … Continue reading →

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Best of Yakmala 2013: Samurai Cop

Posted on March 13, 2013 by

When we choose our Best of Yakmala films, we look for the most entertaining movie we can find. Make no mistake, we watch bad movies, but some offer a special pleasure. These treats will inevitably make their way onto the … Continue reading →

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Best of Yakmala 2013: Hider in the House

Posted on February 20, 2013 by

So last week, I mentioned there were two movies we instantly knew would be Best of honorees this year. Like Birdemic, this other film spoke to us from the word go. Imagine a film that seems completely legitimate. It features … Continue reading →

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Best of Yakmala 2013: Birdemic

Posted on February 13, 2013 by

So much has already been said about Birdemic, the 2008 James Nguyen classic. So many have already found comedy gold within it’s awe-inspiring 90 minute runtime that writing a Best of review for the film might seem like a challenge. … Continue reading →

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