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A Bad Movie Roundup

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!  If you’re anything like me, you love terrible films.  In the bad movie club to which I belong, Yakmala, we’ve watched a lot of truly awful crimes against good taste.  Here are some reviews … Continue reading

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A Bad Movie Roundup

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!  If you’re anything like me, you love terrible films.  In the bad movie club to which I belong, Yakmala, we’ve watched a lot of truly awful crimes against good taste.  Here are some reviews … Continue reading

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A Bad Movie Roundup

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!  If you’re anything like me, you love terrible films.  In the bad movie club to which I belong, Yakmala, we’ve watched a lot of truly awful crimes against good taste.  Here are some reviews … Continue reading

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A Bad Movie Roundup

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! If you’re anything like me, you love terrible films. In the bad movie club to which I belong, Yakmala, we’ve watched a lot of truly awful crimes against celluloid. Here are some reviews to … Continue reading

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Yakmala: Prometheus

As a kid, no mystery of cinema tantalized me more than the elephant alien in the dick chair.  You know, from Alien?  The doomed astronauts of the Nostromo find him sitting there on the aforementioned dick chair, looking into the … Continue reading

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The Best Movies Never Made: Brometheus

Director Ridley Scott Writer Ridley Scott, Damon Lindelof, and Jeff Probst Starring Josh Brolin, Pierce Brosnan, Emily Browning, Brock Lesnar Synopsis A hovering spacecraft that looks almost exactly like a luxury Hummer leaves Earth. A single humanoid alien (Brock Lesnar) … Continue reading

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Epimetheus

Erik didn’t want to talk about Prometheus. At all. But that’s okay, because I will. Prometheus is the feel-good comedy of the year. Some of you who haven’t seen it might be searching desperately for the exit button right now … Continue reading

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