Category Archives: Sex Sex Sex

Food & Wine Thursdays: A Festive Holiday Cocktail

What better on these frigid 65 degree Los Angeles winter nights than a cocktail that will warm both body and soul? A variation on that 1950s swinger party classic the Hot Toddy, I humbly submit for your review, the, well, … Continue reading

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Best of Yakmala 2013: Samurai Cop

When we choose our Best of Yakmala films, we look for the most entertaining movie we can find. Make no mistake, we watch bad movies, but some offer a special pleasure. These treats will inevitably make their way onto the … Continue reading

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Food & Wine Thurdays: Stop It! You’re Hurting Wine!

I’ve wasted a lot of words being critical of mainstream wine writing, but the latest wrinkle to invoke my disdain is this peculiar assertion that there are two fundamentally opposed groups of wine drinkers who feel compelled to waste time … Continue reading

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My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

I can’t write about food and wine every week. I also can’t be angry every week. For the first time in Satellite Show history, here’s an album review. I was a reluctant Kanye West fan. I didn’t really come to … Continue reading

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Tender is the Heart: Episode Six: The Final Tender is the Heart

This is it, folks.  The last one.  Probably.  I have less than thirty minutes, and I am determined to finish this, once and for all.  ONCE AND FOR ALL. When we last left our heroes, Dr. Freeman and Dr. Foster, … Continue reading

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Tender is the Heart: Episode Five: Tender is the Heart Strikes Back

Where were we? That’s right, Dr. Freeman’s date, Raquel, shot him down so that he would respect her and they could have a real relationship, and then she went off and had a threesome with his best friend and colleague … Continue reading

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My Thoughts on Machete or; Is It Time for a Mainstream NC-17 Rating?

Unlike the vast majority (all?) of my colleagues here at The Satellite Show, I don’t routinely see movies in the theatre. Mostly because I live in Downtown LA where the only first-run movie theatre is buried in the massive ocular-rape … Continue reading

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