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A Bad Movie Roundup

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!  If you’re anything like me, you love terrible films.  In the bad movie club to which I belong, Yakmala, we’ve watched a lot of truly awful crimes against good taste.  Here are some reviews … Continue reading

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Yakmala: Vampire Dentist

As with any movie, there’s always a debate over precisely how bad a bad movie is. Was it truly garbage, or was it merely terrible? A far more fascinating question was raised in the wake of Vampire Dentist’s screening. Was … Continue reading

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Worst of Yakmala: Vampire Dentist

There’s never been a movie like Vampire Dentist. Actually, “movie” may be a strong word to use in describing this curious, um, collection of scenes acted by alleged people and shot with an alleged camera. I think there’s an overall … Continue reading

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The (Yakmalic) Importance of Being Earnest

ear·nest /ˈərnist/ – Resulting from or showing intense conviction The other day I sat down and, courtesy of Netflix Instant, forced my way through the movie Birdemic: Shock and Terror. It was just as unbelievably awful as the gentlemen of … Continue reading

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The Badness Spectrum

So, this happened last week (WARNING – please remain seated during this video, as you may become so full of anger and disbelief that you may pass out): Still there? Good, I’ll cancel 911. As expected, this “music” “video” burst … Continue reading

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