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A Bad Movie Roundup

Posted on December 30, 2016 by Justin

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! If you’re anything like me, you love terrible films. In the bad movie club to which I belong, Yakmala, we’ve watched a lot of truly awful crimes against good taste. Here are some reviews … Continue reading →

Posted in Puffery | Tagged After Earth, After Last Season, Alex Cross, Ator the Fighting Eagle, Barbarian Queen, Battle of the Year, Battlefield Earth, Blood Freak, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, breaking dawn part 1, breaking dawn part 2, Bride of the Monster, Catwoman, color of night, Deathstalker, Delinquent Daughters, devil, Diamond Ninja Force, Double Down, Dreamcatcher, eclipse, Escape from Galaxy 3, Exterminator City, Fantastic Four, Fateful Findings, Fireproof, Flashdance, From Justin to Kelly, Glen or Glenda, Gor, Gymkata, in the name of the king, Jaws: The Revenge, Judge Dredd, Kindergarten Ninja, man of steel, Manos The Hands of Fate, New Moon, Next, Ninja III: The Domination, Ninja Thunderbolt, No Holds Barred, North, Omoo-Omoo the Shark God, Paparazzi, Passion Play, Perfect Stranger, Pink Force Commando, Plan 9 from Outer Space, prometheus, Quigley, Revenge of the Red Baron, Samurai Cop, Sex Madness, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Starcrash, Stealth, steel, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, Street Trash, sucker punch, superman iii, Superman iv the Quest for Peace, Swimfan, The Avengers, The Beaver, The Cocaine Fiends, The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, The Hand That Rocks the Cradle, The Human Centipede, The Spirit, The Vampire Raiders, The Warrior and the Sorceress, Tiptoes, Troll 2, Tuff Turf, twilight, vampire dentist, Warrior of the Lost World, Winter's Tale, Yakmala!, Yor the Hunter from the Future | Leave a comment

Extra #2: What is Yakmala?

Posted on March 4, 2015 by Erik

You hear us discuss Yakmala movies every month, but in this special Long Beach Comic Expo appearance discover the secret origin of the word, what we think it means and the Yakmala movies that have stuck with us over the … Continue reading →

Posted in Projected Pixels and Emulsion, Transmissions, Yakmala! | Tagged invisible child, morgenstern, Revenge of the Red Baron, staying alive, Tiptoes, Torgo, twilight, Yakmala! | Leave a comment

A Bad Movie Roundup

Posted on December 26, 2014 by Justin

Posted in Projected Pixels and Emulsion, Yakmala! | Tagged A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge, After Earth, After Last Season, Alex Cross, Ator the Fighting Eagle, Battlefield Earth, Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000, Blood Freak, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Breaking Darn Part 1, breaking dawn part 2, Bride of the Monster, color of night, devil, Diamond Ninja Force, eclipse, Fireproof, From Justin to Kelly, Glen or Glenda, Gor, Gymkata, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, man of steel, Manos The Hands of Fate, Miami Connection, New Moon, Next, Ninja Thunderbolt, No Holds Barred, Omoo-Omoo the Shark God, Paparazzi, Passion Play, Perfect Stranger, Plan 9 from Outer Space, prometheus, Quigley, Samurai Cop, Sex Madness, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Starcrash, Stealth, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, Street Trash, sucker punch, The Avengers, The Beaver, The Cocaine Fiends, The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, The Hand That Rocks the Cradle, The Human Centipede, The Spirit, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Tiptoes, Troll 2, Tuff Turf, Turkish Star Wars, twilight, Twilight Saga | Leave a comment

Yakmala: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

Posted on March 14, 2014 by Justin

Those who know me know I’ve nurtured an unhealthy rage-love for the once popular Twilight series in which a bland girl falls desperately in love with an abusive vampire with incredible hair. Now, I’m kind of over it. I’ve read … Continue reading →

Posted in Projected Pixels and Emulsion, Yakmala! | Tagged boring as hell, Breaking Dawn 2, CGI abomination, Stephenie Meyer, twilight, uncanny valley, Yakmala! | 10 Comments

Best of Yakmala 2014: Breaking Dawn – Part Two

Posted on February 5, 2014 by Erik

So there’s this film series based on a popular young adult novel saga that we at Yakmala are just fascinated by. If memory serves, Justin, Louis and I all came to it from different directions, but all responded to the … Continue reading →

Posted in Projected Pixels and Emulsion, Yakmala! | Tagged aro, Best of, billy burke, breaking dawn part 2, charlie swan, michael sheen, twilight, Yakmala! | 1 Comment

New Satellite Show Episode 9: Reboots and Robots

Posted on January 15, 2014 by Erik

Original Satellite Show panelist Ian rejoins as Seth returns to discuss the changing face of Coachella, the end of record stores and the Best of Yakmala 2014 winner “Breaking Dawn Part Two.” Granted, Seth claims he’s never seen a “Twilight” … Continue reading →

Posted in Projected Pixels and Emulsion, Transmissions, Yakmala! | Tagged breaking dawn part 2, coachella, record stores, twilight, uniwatch | Leave a comment

A Bad Movie Roundup

Posted on December 27, 2013 by Justin

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! If you’re anything like me, you love terrible films. In the bad movie club to which I belong, Yakmala, we’ve watched a lot of truly awful crimes against celluloid. Here are some reviews to … Continue reading →

Posted in Projected Pixels and Emulsion, Yakmala! | Tagged After Last Season, Ator the Fighting Eagle, Battlefield Earth, Blood Freak, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, breaking dawn part 1, Bride of the Monster, color of night, devil, Diamond Ninja Force, eclipse, Fireproof, From Justin to Kelly, Glen or Glenda, Gor, Gymkata, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, Manos The Hands of Fate, Miami Connection, New Moon, Ninja Thunderbolt, No Holds Barred, Omoo-Omoo the Shark God, Paparazzi, Plan 9 from Outer Space, prometheus, Quigley, Samurai Cop, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Starcrash, Street Trash, sucker punch, The Avengers, The Beaver, The Cocaine Fiends, The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, The Hand That Rocks the Cradle, The Human Centipede, Tiptoes, Troll 2, Tuff Turf, Turkish Star Wars, twilight, Yakmala! | Comments Off

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A Bad Movie Roundup

Extra #2: What is Yakmala?

A Bad Movie Roundup

Yakmala: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

Best of Yakmala 2014: Breaking Dawn – Part Two

New Satellite Show Episode 9: Reboots and Robots

A Bad Movie Roundup

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