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Lifetime Theater: Blue Seduction

The fuck did I just watch? No, seriously. The fuck did I just watch? Watch enough Lifetime and your garden variety insanity washes right over you like a soothing summer rain. It takes something truly bananas to even register. In … Continue reading

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Yakmala: Exterminator City

Exist in the wilderness of terrible cinema for long enough, and you will eventually encounter things like this week’s entry. It is, only in the loosest sense of the term, a film. Sure, it claims to be a movie while … Continue reading

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Yakmala: Double Down

In the history of my bad movie scholarship, I’ve proposed several unifying theories. Perhaps the most important has been the Insane Foreign Businessman Auteur Theory, in which a wealthy oddball from overseas tries to emulate the movies he loves so … Continue reading

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