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Now Fear This: What We Do in the Shadows

I’m kind of done with vampires. They’re the “Stairway to Heaven” of monsters, overplayed until you don’t even register them as anything but ambient noise. They’ve been stripmined for symbolism and fracked for frights. There’s really nothing left even remotely … Continue reading

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Now Fear This: Stake Land

About a year ago, I made a joke on Twitter that all one has to do to create a genre is to append “punk” as a suffix to any word (and thus I ushered “dentalpunk” into the world). My annoyance … Continue reading

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Top 10 Reasons Why “Twilight” is Better Than “From Dusk Till Dawn”

Yes, you read that right. Welcome to Quality Antisocial Films, where the controversial entertainment opinion is stated as irrefutable fact. In today’s analysis we plunge right into the heart of the matter (forgive the pun) and discuss two pieces of … Continue reading

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