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Tag Archives: Turkish Star Wars
New Satellite Show Episode 29: The Corsican
The Satellite Show returns with turkey leftovers such as the Gods of Egypt trailer, the iffy feelings people now have for Sixteen Candles, Justin questioning Dawn about Attack on Titan and memories of a demented coloring book. Justin stops himself from … Continue reading
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Tagged gods of egypt, sixteen candles, the satellite show, Turkish Star Wars
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Spring Reruns
I started writing for the Satellite Show in February of 2010, which proves a simple point: I do not know when to quit. Since that time, three regular features have emerged: Now Fear This, when I talk about underrated (mostly … Continue reading
Posted in Projected Pixels and Emulsion, Yakmala!
Tagged After Last Season, Blood Freak, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, cast a deadly spell, Dark City, Drew Peterson: Untouchable, Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret, lazy bastard, Mute Witness, Petals on the Wind, Reruns, Samurai Cop, Session 9, Talhotblond, the lizzie borden chronicles, The Strangers, Turkish Star Wars
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A Bad Movie Roundup
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! If you’re anything like me, you love terrible films. In the bad movie club to which I belong, Yakmala, we’ve watched a lot of truly awful crimes against celluloid. Here are some reviews to … Continue reading
Posted in Projected Pixels and Emulsion, Yakmala!
Tagged Ator the Fighting Eagle, Attack of the Clones, bad movies, Battlefield Earth, Blood Freak, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Bride of the Monster, color of night, devil, eclipse, Fireproof, From Justin to Kelly, Glen or Glenda, Gor, Gymkata, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, Manos The Hands of Fate, New Moon, Ninja Thunderbolt, Omoo-Omoo the Shark God, Quigley, so bad it's good, Starcrash, Street Trash, sucker punch, The Avengers, The Beaver, The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, The Hand That Rocks the Cradle, The Human Centipede, Tiptoes, Troll 2, Turkish Star Wars, twilight, Yakmala!
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Turkish Star Wars
Foreign knockoffs are usually too soft a target to give the Yakmala treatment. To qualify, there needs to be that ever-elusive Intent of Quality, the most ironclad rule in the Yakmala Doctrine. I will attempt to make that case for … Continue reading
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