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The Stallone Diary: Rocky IV

“If I can change and you can change, everybody can change!” -Rocky Balboa Yes, the Comedies broke me. While Oscar was not nearly as bad as I’d expected, the mind-numbing mediocrity of Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot left me … Continue reading

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The Christmas Warning

The Comedies nearly destroyed me. As a consequence, the Diary was closed for over a year. Probably a good time to open it up again …

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The Stallone Diary: The Comedies

[It is] maybe one of the worst films in the entire solar system, including alien productions we’ve never seen… a flatworm could write a better script  … In some countries – China, I believe – running Stop! Or My Mom Will … Continue reading

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The Stallone Diary: Cobra

We close this year’s Yulemala with a film that really gets to the heart of the season, Cobra. Believe it or not, this film is actually set during the holidays, but let’s turn the page to the Stallone Diary and … Continue reading

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The Stallone Diary: Cop Land

“I gave you a chance to be a cop and you blew it!” — Moe Tilden, Cop Land For Stallone, 1997’s Cop Land is an event. It is here, after spending years on an action movie apology tour for The … Continue reading

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The Stallone Diary: Judge Dredd

“I am The Law!” –Judge Joseph Dredd, Judge Dredd This week’s look at Stallone takes us into the often-iffy realm of the comic-book movie. As Batman proved adults could enjoy characters in tights, companies sought to find characters to turn … Continue reading

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The Stallone Diary: Rocky III

I may have mentioned this before, but I think Stallone is a profound thinker. Yeah, I know, but hear me out. He certainly has a viewpoint about the world and, I think, puts a lot of time into considering it. … Continue reading

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