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Gimme Some After School Specials: Summer of the Swans

Swans are assholes. We like them because they’re skinny, pretty and look like they’re made of some form of sweet-smelling meringue. Just like Megan Fox. Unfortunately for us, swans are ridiculously aggressive, known for capsizing boats, and have been responsible … Continue reading

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