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The Best Movies Never Made: The Velocirapture

Director Paul Schrader Writer Justin Robinson and Clinton Wolf Starring Kirk Cameron, Rebecca Gayheart, Sir Ben Kingsley, Nick Offerman, and Lorenzo Lamas as “Jesus Christ” Tagline This summer, sin isn’t just original. It’s primordial. Synopsis War hero Captain Brock Brockman … Continue reading

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