Tag Archives: ninja

Yakmala: Ninja III: The Domination

Posted on May 13, 2016 by Justin

I know what you’re thinking. “Oh no, I haven’t seen Ninja 1 and 2! I’ll be totally lost!” You would be, if the filmmakers had invested in prosaic qualities like continuity, story, or sanity. Ninja III: The Domination is the … Continue reading →

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Tae Kwon! Tae Kwon! Tae Kwon Do!

Posted on August 2, 2013 by Justin

Cinephiles speak in hushed tones of lost films, those movies that due to shortsightedness, film decay, fires, or simple misfortune, no longer exist. Shitty cinephiles, a brotherhood I proudly count myself amongst, have our own lost films. These are anti-classics … Continue reading →

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Diamonds are a Ghost Ninja’s Best Friend

Posted on March 15, 2013 by Justin

Godfrey Ho rocketed into the Yakmala pantheon like a chimpanzee with a nuclear jetpack who is also suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome for some reason. This is because Ho’s movies make no goddamn sense. If the concept of logic ever … Continue reading →

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Best of Yakmala 2012: Ninja Thunderbolt

Posted on February 29, 2012 by Erik

Over the weekend, we had our annual “Best of Yakmala” screenings. One day and four films later, I can safely say this year’s program was one of the best we’ve ever assembled. Each are entertaining in their own special ways, … Continue reading →

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