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Tender is the Heart: Episode Six: The Final Tender is the Heart

This is it, folks.  The last one.  Probably.  I have less than thirty minutes, and I am determined to finish this, once and for all.  ONCE AND FOR ALL. When we last left our heroes, Dr. Freeman and Dr. Foster, … Continue reading

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Tender is the Heart: Episode Five: Tender is the Heart Strikes Back

Where were we? That’s right, Dr. Freeman’s date, Raquel, shot him down so that he would respect her and they could have a real relationship, and then she went off and had a threesome with his best friend and colleague … Continue reading

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Tender is the Heart: Episode Four: The Neverending Softcore Porn Movie

When will the pain end? In an hour and ten minutes, apparently. So picking up from our last episode, big time tennis pro Christie’s brainitis doesn’t seem to be life threatening, because our hero Dr. Freeman totally bailed on her to … Continue reading

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Tender is the Heart: Episode Three: Revenge of the Sith

Where were we? Oh yeah, only ten minutes in, and just seventy looooooong minutes to go…. So Christy Redford, big time tennis pro (in case you didn’t know), is suffering from dizziness and nausea, and only our hero, Dr. Freeman, knows … Continue reading

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Tender is the Heart: Episode Two

Previously on Tender is the Heart…. DR. FREEMAN: “Sad face in the shower.” MYSTERIOUS NAKED REDHEADED WOMAN: “I WANT THE SEXING!” DR. FREEMAN: “WHAAAAAA??? Okay.” MEANWHILE… CHRISTY “I play tennis and my head hurts. To the hospital!” And now… Okay, … Continue reading

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Movie Review: Tender is the Heart

Not that I want to step on anybody’s toes, but sometimes you come across a softcore porn movie on Netflix Instant that looks so bad and ridiculous you have to click on it to see just how bad and ridiculous … Continue reading

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