Tag Archives: Lindsay Lohan

Lifetime Theater: Liz & Dick

Posted on October 9, 2015 by

Maybe the most damaging thing to the Lifetime brand is that every Lifetime movie looks, well, Lifetimey. The oversaturated colors, the wide frames, the sunlight streaming in through a McMansion’s palatial windows, and even the fortysomething actress who’s been forced … Continue reading →

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Lifetime Theater: PopFan

Posted on November 7, 2014 by

Lindsay Lohan’s name has become shorthand for the tragic way Hollywood chews up youth and spits out dead-eyed husks intent on flashing genitalia and punching paparazzi. But also, there’s a negative side. Like any fan of movies, bad movies, and … Continue reading →

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