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Lifetime Theater: Below the Surface

I don’t even know with this one. I can’t even think of a nicely vague statement about writing, or the Lifetime Network, or even maritime disasters that can come close to my opinions on this movie. Because I don’t even … Continue reading

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Lifetime Theater: Honeymoon From Hell

The point I keep returning to in this series is that the Lifetime network produces horror movies. While some of this is that those are the ones that sound most interesting to me, and are thus the ones I watch … Continue reading

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Yakmala: Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?

No one movie exemplifies the Lifetime brand in the popular imagination more than the 1996 thriller/melodrama/Tori Spelling vehicle Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? But like any great story, the facts have gotten muddled along the way. The most important … Continue reading

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A Very Special Roundup

As both of my readers are no doubt aware, I take the week of Comic-Con off. Why? I’m at Comic-Con! Seriously, I thought we’d covered this. Instead of just not posting anything, I’ve decided to post a roundup of the … Continue reading

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Lifetime Theater: On Strike for Christmas

A lot of the time, especially with Yakmala films, the question that arises is “who is this supposed to be made for?” Ostensible kid’s movies with extended digressions into stygian darkness and kinky sex. A hilarious descent into crushing depression … Continue reading

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On the Subject of Lifetime Movies

Recently, Time Warner Cable finally offered up Lifetime in HD, which seemed to be timed with the premiere of the new season of Project Runway. So, Queta and I been watching that lately. However, with this new exposure to Lifetime, … Continue reading

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