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Best of Yakmala 2014: Miami Connection

Posted on February 26, 2014 by

Not every ninja movie we watch becomes Best of Yakmala, but it’s a damned high ratio. Gymkata and the absolute Yakmala classic Ninja Thunderbolt are previous ninja-themed films added to our Hall of Fame, but not all are fit to … Continue reading →

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Tae Kwon! Tae Kwon! Tae Kwon Do!

Posted on August 2, 2013 by

Cinephiles speak in hushed tones of lost films, those movies that due to shortsightedness, film decay, fires, or simple misfortune, no longer exist. Shitty cinephiles, a brotherhood I proudly count myself amongst, have our own lost films. These are anti-classics … Continue reading →

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