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Lifetime Theater: Seeds of Yesterday

Posted on July 24, 2015 by Justin

I get obsessed with strange things. What usually starts as an ironic interest, say, in Scandinavian symphonic metal or Stephenie Meyer’s four book treatise on the desirability of an abusive relationship, can sometimes morph into, if not sincere admiration, something … Continue reading →

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Lifetime Theater: If There Be Thorns

Posted on May 8, 2015 by Justin

I had a brief moment of panic this past week. As I was watching Lizzie Borden for the podcast (blatant plug!), I caught a commercial for Seeds of Yesterday, which, due to my exhaustive research, I knew to be the … Continue reading →

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Lifetime Theater: Petals on the Wind

Posted on June 13, 2014 by Justin

As both of my readers know, when Flowers in the Attic, the southern gothic touchstone by VC Andrews got the Lifetime treatment, I instantly had to review it. My biggest complaint? That somehow, a movie about a mother who locks … Continue reading →

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Lifetime Theater: Flowers in the Attic

Posted on February 7, 2014 by Justin

I first became aware of VC Andrews in elementary school. It seemed like all at once, every one of the smarter girls in my class was clutching a paperback adorned with vines twining around a circular portrait of a sad … Continue reading →

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A Note About Transcendent Moments in Crappy Movies

Posted on October 26, 2010 by Louis

We at the Yakmala! Research Center make it our duty to find the most entertainingly bad films around. We find them amongst Hollywood blockbusters (Twilight and its sequels), the fringe of cult cinema (Troll 2), and everywhere in between (Gymkata). … Continue reading →

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