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The Best Movies Never Made: The Mighty Thor

Director Mel Gibson Writer Mel Gibson Starring Alexander Skarsgard, Stellan Skarsgard, Mads Mikkelsen, Peter Stormare Synopsis Scandinavia: 14th Century, where the leading cause of death was Viking dick. Loki (Mikkelsen) frees Garm, the bloodstained watchdog of Hel, awakens the Midgard … Continue reading

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