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Girls, Guns, and G-Strings: Guns

Guns (1990) Cast: Erik Estrada gets top billing as the villainous Juan Degas/Jack of Diamonds/Joaquin Diamondez. The funniest part of Estrada’s turn is watching him act circles around most of the cast. Dona Speir returns as Donna Hamilton, this time … Continue reading

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Girls, Guns and G-Strings: Savage Beach

Savage Beach (1989) Cast: Dona Speir and Hope Marie Carlton are back as frequently-topless agents Donna and Taryn. Between Picasso Trigger and this one, they’ve both lost a significant amount of weight and it does not look good. This could … Continue reading

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Girls, Guns, and G-Strings: Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) Cast: Soap opera star and consonant enthusiast Ronn Moss gets top billing as Rowdy Abilene, the cousin of Malibu Express’s Cody Abilene (and has apparently inherited the titular yacht now that Cody is a movie … Continue reading

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Girls, Guns, and G-Strings: Malibu Express

Nothing is more important to the concept of Yakmala than intention. Our most ironclad rule, the one that has not changed a single iota in our seven year lifespan is the Intention of Quality. This states that before a film … Continue reading

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I Really Don’t Get This

I stood just the way Mr. Mitchell told me to, with my feet shoulder-width apart. My two small hands gripped the pistol. I raised my arms straight out in front of me and sighted down the black barrel at the … Continue reading

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