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The Best Movies Never Made

Occasionally, I like to make up fake movies that are far too awesome to exist. Sometimes I take things a little too far. ’89 Bullets A cop on the edge. A Jamaican voodoo posse. A rain of lead. The Mighty … Continue reading

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The Best Movies Never Made: Clown Syndrome

Director Eli Roth Writer Justin Robinson Starring Jake Johnson, Donald Glover, Doug Jones, Emo Philips, Wilford Brimley Taglines 2 friends. 1 motel. 1000 clowns. Tonopah, Nevada: a clown without pity. A clown is just makeup. No… listen. A clown is … Continue reading

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