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The Best Movies Never Made

Occasionally, I like to make up fake movies that are far too awesome to exist. Sometimes I take things a little too far. ’89 Bullets A cop on the edge. A Jamaican voodoo posse. A rain of lead. The Mighty … Continue reading

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The Best Movies Never Made: Brometheus

Director Ridley Scott Writer Ridley Scott, Damon Lindelof, and Jeff Probst Starring Josh Brolin, Pierce Brosnan, Emily Browning, Brock Lesnar Synopsis A hovering spacecraft that looks almost exactly like a luxury Hummer leaves Earth. A single humanoid alien (Brock Lesnar) … Continue reading

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