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Girls, Guns, and G-Strings: Guns

Posted on December 13, 2013 by Justin

Guns (1990) Cast: Erik Estrada gets top billing as the villainous Juan Degas/Jack of Diamonds/Joaquin Diamondez. The funniest part of Estrada’s turn is watching him act circles around most of the cast. Dona Speir returns as Donna Hamilton, this time … Continue reading →

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Girls, Guns and G-Strings: Savage Beach

Posted on November 8, 2013 by Justin

Savage Beach (1989) Cast: Dona Speir and Hope Marie Carlton are back as frequently-topless agents Donna and Taryn. Between Picasso Trigger and this one, they’ve both lost a significant amount of weight and it does not look good. This could … Continue reading →

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Girls, Guns and G-Strings: Picasso Trigger

Posted on August 9, 2013 by Justin

Picasso Trigger (1988) Cast: Playgirl model, Chippendale’s dancer, and soap star Steve Bond (born Shlomo Goldberg) plays the third member of the Abilene clan, Travis. Like his brothers? Cousins? I don’t know and don’t really care. Anyway, like Cody and … Continue reading →

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Girls, Guns, and G-Strings: Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Posted on June 14, 2013 by Justin

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) Cast: Soap opera star and consonant enthusiast Ronn Moss gets top billing as Rowdy Abilene, the cousin of Malibu Express’s Cody Abilene (and has apparently inherited the titular yacht now that Cody is a movie … Continue reading →

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Girls, Guns, and G-Strings: Malibu Express

Posted on April 19, 2013 by Justin

Nothing is more important to the concept of Yakmala than intention. Our most ironclad rule, the one that has not changed a single iota in our seven year lifespan is the Intention of Quality. This states that before a film … Continue reading →

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