Category Archives: Satellite Show Sports

UFC 128 Preview

I’ll admit I really like writing these. They’re quick, easy, and I have no high standards as an MMA commentator to live up to. It’s a nice way to recharge my batteries from other weeks, because I don’t take fourteen … Continue reading

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UFC 126 Preview

I’m having a tough time coming up with the proper enthusiasm here. It’s not the card; that’s fantastic. It’s the fact that I’ve been almost sick for the past week.  I’m not sick enough to call it, chug Nyquil and … Continue reading

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Things A Critic Actually Likes – Part 2

In my previous post, I gave an explanation of the creep of negativism that accompanies “critique” as a genre. I then described two of the things I love the most in the world, explaining them thus, “…today I set aside … Continue reading

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UFC 124 Preview

That was a fantastic season of The Ultimate Fighter. It’s not just because lightweight is my favorite weight class (although with the addition of feather and bantam, that might change), but because of the coaches. George St-Pierre, referred to by … Continue reading

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UFC 123 Preview

I skipped the preview for last week’s card, mostly because I didn’t want to write two of these in a row. Not when Summer of the Swans was going tragically unwatched. Besides, that one was free. What were you going … Continue reading

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UFC 121 Preview

The Main Event: Heavyweight Title Bout Brock Lesnar (5-1) vs. Cain Velasquez (8-0) The Breakdown: There’s no such thing as a three-inch dildo. I can hear you saying: “Fair enough, but unless the rules have really changed, I don’t see … Continue reading

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UFC 120 Preview

The tale of the tape is a good barometer of who has the advantage. Younger? Advantage. Longer reach? Advantage. Country? Advantage. Seriously. Go fuck with a Brazilian right now. Best case scenario, you wind up with a broken nose and … Continue reading

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