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The New Old and the Old New Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln

On December 18 of last year, Disneyland opened the latest version of the Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln show in Main Street.  On that day, a little part of hilarious history died.  Well that’s exactly not true; it really died … Continue reading

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In the Hyperreal Museum, some exhibits are half-assed.

Insomnia has kind of ruined my brain this week, but let’s see if I can manage a coherent thought or two.  It’s only about Disneyland; it’s not like it’s important or anything. As I discussed last week, the DisneySea park … Continue reading

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In the Hyperreal Museum, some exhibits are better than others.

Disney has long been known as the pioneer and perfecter of fake environments and manufactured adventure.  Why would you want to risk your life and delicate sensibilities floating down the Amazon, or the African Veldt just slightly downstream, when you … Continue reading

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