Author Archives: Tim
Making Progress in Video Games
As Clint and Erik noted a while ago, there are good ways and bad ways for a video game to tell you that you’ve done something important. It could be as simple as a little victory noise, like the “doo … Continue reading
There’s No Party Like a Tron Dance Party
Dateline Disneyland: Hunter Thompson needed his mojo wire to bring you his coverage of the failed McGovern campaign. I can do just the same through the magic of the internets and a small computer that fits in my pocket which … Continue reading
Tender is the Heart: Episode Six: The Final Tender is the Heart
This is it, folks. The last one. Probably. I have less than thirty minutes, and I am determined to finish this, once and for all. ONCE AND FOR ALL. When we last left our heroes, Dr. Freeman and Dr. Foster, … Continue reading
Tender is the Heart: Episode Five: Tender is the Heart Strikes Back
Where were we? That’s right, Dr. Freeman’s date, Raquel, shot him down so that he would respect her and they could have a real relationship, and then she went off and had a threesome with his best friend and colleague … Continue reading
Tender is the Heart: Episode Four: The Neverending Softcore Porn Movie
When will the pain end? In an hour and ten minutes, apparently. So picking up from our last episode, big time tennis pro Christie’s brainitis doesn’t seem to be life threatening, because our hero Dr. Freeman totally bailed on her to … Continue reading
Tender is the Heart: Episode Three: Revenge of the Sith
Where were we? Oh yeah, only ten minutes in, and just seventy looooooong minutes to go…. So Christy Redford, big time tennis pro (in case you didn’t know), is suffering from dizziness and nausea, and only our hero, Dr. Freeman, knows … Continue reading
Tender is the Heart: Episode Two
Previously on Tender is the Heart…. DR. FREEMAN: “Sad face in the shower.” MYSTERIOUS NAKED REDHEADED WOMAN: “I WANT THE SEXING!” DR. FREEMAN: “WHAAAAAA??? Okay.” MEANWHILE… CHRISTY “I play tennis and my head hurts. To the hospital!” And now… Okay, … Continue reading
The Satellite Show 