A Now Fear This Roundup

I’m planning to spend most of this week drinking, and frankly, that gets in the way of long, rambling, and expletive-filled reviews.  Fortunately, in the seven years Now Fear This has been alive and well, I’ve written a lot of long, rambling, and expletive-filled reviews.  So this Thanksgiving, if you’re looking for something terrifying to watch that maybe you haven’t heard of, browse through this list of (mostly) horror gems.

angel_heart28 Weeks Later: A lesser film than its predecessor, though it still has plenty to recommend it.

All Cheerleaders Die: A funny and strange take on zombie love.

Angel Heart: A better film than its notorious reputation suggests.

Attack the Block: Aliens attack a London slum, and it’s up to an embryonic street gang to save the day.

The Bay: The ‘80s meets the ‘10s in this disturbing found footage gem.

Bad Milo!: A touching horror comedy featuring a butt monster.

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon: A mockumentary on the making of a supernatural serial killer in the tradition of Jason, Freddy, and Michael.

Bone Tomahawk: A great horror-western.

Breakdown: Kurt Russell vs. JT Walsh.  Nuff said.

The Brood: Having kids never seemed so fun and easy in this Cronenberg classic!

bubba_ho-tep_posterBrotherhood of the Wolf: Possibly the finest horror romance period piece kung fu action flick ever made.

Bubba Ho-Tep: Elvis and JFK fight a mummy in a Texas rest home.

Cast a Deadly Spell: Los Angeles, 1948. Everyone uses magic.

Cellular: A fun thriller featuring Captain America and the Transporter.

Centurion: Extremely sexy people battle it out in Iron Age Scotland.

Changeling: A baroque docudrama about the nature of corruption.

The Changeling: A truly creepy and atmospheric ghost story.

Chillerama: Highly offensive and extremely funny horror comedy anthology.

The Company of Wolves: Neil Jordan’s fairy tale phantasmagoria that’s probably his way of dealing with sexual abuse.

Cube: Six people trapped in the world’s strangest prison.

Death MachineDark City: Director’s Cut: A new edit transforms a good film into a great one.

Dawn of the Dead: Zach Snyder’s best film.

Death Machine: What we thought the future would be in the ‘90s.

Deep Rising: A creature feature in the tradition of the best b-movies.

The Descent: A modern classic of survival horror so scary it barely even needs its monsters.

Dick: A comedy about Dick (Nixon).

Dog Soldiers: Werewolves hunt British soldiers through the Scottish highlands.

Doomsday: Neil Marshall plays Mad Libs with every ‘80s movie ever.

Drop Dead Gorgeous: A pitch black comedy finally getting its cult due.

Feast: A postmodern creature feature.

Fido: The story of a utopia or dystopia. Or zomtopia.

Frailty: A creepy Southern Gothic tale about God.

From-the-Dark-2014-movie-posterFreddy vs. Jason: Two horror icons duke it out.

From the Dark: A simple horror story in the dark.

The Ghost and the Darkness: Building a bridge is tough when you’re dealing with two of the worst serial killers in history who also happen to be lions.

The Gift: A creepy Southern Gothic gem from the minds of Sam Raimi and Billy Bob Thornton.

Ginger Snaps: Lycanthrophy serves as a metaphor for puberty for a pair of gothy Irish twins.

Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed: A symbol-happy sequel with a stunning twist.

Gremlins 2: The New Batch: The anarchic sequel/parody of the horror blockbuster.

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters: So much better than it looks.

Hellbound: Hellraiser II: An underrated sequel ramps up the worldbuilding.

High Tension: A French extremism homage to classic horror of the ‘70s

220px-hitchermovieposterThe Hitcher: A stark cat-and-mouse story in the unforgiving desert.

The House of the Devil: An ‘80s homage so loving it’s a wonder I didn’t dream it.

The Innkeepers: A slow and moody film that accurately captures the realities of the workplace.

Ironclad: A group of badasses defend a castle.

Insidious: An eerie gore-free ghost story from the guys behind Saw.

Insidious Chapter 2: An effective sequel to a true horror gem.

Joe Versus the Volcano: A sweet romantic fantasy about the importance of dreaming big.

Josie and the Pussycats: A fun musical comedy.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space: A cable mainstay with great creature FX.

220px-may_28movie_poster29Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley’s Island of Dr. Moreau: A great documentary about a terrible film.

May: An indie dramedy gone horribly awry.

The Midnight Meat Train: A solid Clive Barker adaptation.

The Missing: An Apache sorcerer kidnaps a girl to sell her into slavery, Cate Blanchett and Tommy Lee Jones to the rescue.

The Mist: Though adapted from a Stephen King novella, this is one of the best Lovecraft movies ever made.

Mute Witness: Hitchcockian yarn about a mute girl targeted for death by Russian snuff film makers.

My Boyfriend’s Back: It’s a one joke picture, but you gotta admit the joke is pretty funny.

Nightbreed: The Director’s Cut: A curiosity becomes a classic.

Outlander: Alien Jesus + Vikings vs. Dragon.

Pontypool: A truly original take on zombies.

220px-pumpkinheadPredators: Basically an episode of Deadliest Warrior with fucking Predators.

Pumpkinhead: A Stan Winston film.

The Purge: Anarchy: A sequel that finally fulfills the squandered promise of the original.

Rare Exports: A truly original Christmas horror film.

Ravenous: You are who you eat.

Raze: A bone-crunching exploitation riff on the male gaze.

The Sacrament: A disturbing fictionalized account of Jonestown.

Series 7: The Contenders: An early satire of reality television.

Session 9: This whole goddamn movie is haunted.

Splice: Why you should never use metaphor with your mutant.

220px-stirofechoesposterStake Land: A survival horror movie with indie cred.

Stir of Echoes: An underrated ghost story.

The Strangers: Lock the doors, bar the windows. Doesn’t matter. They’re already in the house.

Streets of Fire: A rock and roll fable.

The Stuff: Are you eating it, or is it eating you?

Teeth: A young woman makes friends with her mutation. Say cheese!

Them!: ‘50s atomic horror classic about giant ants.

The Thin Blue Line: An Errol Morris classic that doubles as a terrifying horror story.

Trollhunter: The best found footage movie ever made.

the_witch_posterTucker & Dale vs. Evil: Ingenious hicksploitation parody that gives us The Texas Chain Saw Massacre from Leatherface’s point of view.

What We Do in the Shadows: A hilarious mockumentary about vampires.

The Witch: A primary sourced horror tale.

You’re Next: An inversion of the classic home invasion horror thriller.

Enjoy your terror!

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