Occasionally, I like to make up fake movies that are far too awesome to exist. Sometimes I take things a little too far.
A cop on the edge. A Jamaican voodoo posse. A rain of lead.
The Mighty Thor
*something in Old Norse*
One cop goes Pleistocene on everyone’s ass.
Hitlertaur vs. the Apache
None of this makes any sense at all.
They went for a weekend in Cabo. What they found could be our end.
This summer, sin isn’t just original. It’s primordial.
Tonopah, Nevada: a clown without pity.
They don’t exist… yet.