The Best Movies Never Made

Occasionally, I like to make up fake movies that are far too awesome to exist. Sometimes I take things a little too far.

’89 Bullets
A cop on the edge. A Jamaican voodoo posse. A rain of lead.

The Mighty Thor
*something in Old Norse*

Caveman Cop
One cop goes Pleistocene on everyone’s ass.

Hitlertaur vs. the Apache
None of this makes any sense at all.

They went for a weekend in Cabo. What they found could be our end.

The Velocirapture
This summer, sin isn’t just original. It’s primordial.

Clown Syndrome
Tonopah, Nevada: a clown without pity.

They don’t exist… yet.

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