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Worst of Yakmala: Vampire Dentist

There’s never been a movie like Vampire Dentist. Actually, “movie” may be a strong word to use in describing this curious, um, collection of scenes acted by alleged people and shot with an alleged camera. I think there’s an overall … Continue reading

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The (Yakmalic) Importance of Being Earnest

ear·nest /ˈərnist/ – Resulting from or showing intense conviction The other day I sat down and, courtesy of Netflix Instant, forced my way through the movie Birdemic: Shock and Terror. It was just as unbelievably awful as the gentlemen of … Continue reading

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The Badness Spectrum

So, this happened last week (WARNING – please remain seated during this video, as you may become so full of anger and disbelief that you may pass out): Still there? Good, I’ll cancel 911. As expected, this “music” “video” burst … Continue reading

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