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Tag Archives: twilight
An Extremely White Wedding
Greed is an ugly emotion. It nearly caused the collapse of the global economy in 2008. Even worse, it caused producers to split the novel Breaking Dawn, the fourth in the Twilight “saga” into two films, despite not having enough … Continue reading
Posted in Projected Pixels and Emulsion, Yakmala!
Tagged breaking dawn part 1, endurance test, madness, The twilight saga, twilight, Yakmala!
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A Bad Movie Roundup
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! If you’re anything like me, you love terrible films. In the bad movie club to which I belong, Yakmala, we’ve watched a lot of truly awful crimes against celluloid. Here are some reviews to … Continue reading
Posted in Yakmala!, Projected Pixels and Emulsion
Tagged Ator the Fighting Eagle, Attack of the Clones, bad movies, Battlefield Earth, Blood Freak, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Bride of the Monster, color of night, devil, eclipse, Fireproof, From Justin to Kelly, Glen or Glenda, Gor, Gymkata, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, Manos The Hands of Fate, New Moon, Ninja Thunderbolt, Omoo-Omoo the Shark God, Quigley, so bad it's good, Starcrash, Street Trash, sucker punch, The Avengers, The Beaver, The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, The Hand That Rocks the Cradle, The Human Centipede, Tiptoes, Troll 2, Turkish Star Wars, twilight, Yakmala!
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Over Our Dead Bodies…
It was the last refuge. Where vampires, werewolves, and innumerable other creatures that went bump in the night had succumbed to the Twilight phenomenon, I could at least take comfort that the zombie would remain uncompromised at the hands of … Continue reading
Devil’s Threesome
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Tagline: It all begins… With a choice More Accurate Tagline: Two men must choose: an unattractive girl or hot, hot gay sex. Guilty Party: Stephenie Meyer. You know, this is getting silly. Who the hell … Continue reading
SMeyerMUSH, aka Forks By Twilight
A couple of weeks ago I mentioned how I’ve been involved in social online gaming since far before the pretty pictures were added. Before MMORPG’s, there were chatrooms and messageboards, but also there was the MU*. The MU* developed as a … Continue reading
Posted in Home of the Bizarre Rant, Nerd Alert, Yakmala!
Tagged Argh Argh Argh, MUSH, speshul snowflakes, Stephenie Meyer, twilight
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A Perfectly Mormon Solution
Spoiler Alert: If you’re reading this, I’m just assuming that you’ve seen Eclipse. If you haven’t seen Eclipse, what are you doing reading the internet for? Go watch Eclipse, because oh holy crap are there spoilers below the wolves. Don’t … Continue reading
Posted in Projected Pixels and Emulsion
Tagged bella, eclipse, hey bella!, sulky, team jacob, twilight
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