Category Archives: Projected Pixels and Emulsion

The Best Movies Never Made: Brometheus

Posted on May 17, 2013 by

Director Ridley Scott Writer Ridley Scott, Damon Lindelof, and Jeff Probst Starring Josh Brolin, Pierce Brosnan, Emily Browning, Brock Lesnar Synopsis A hovering spacecraft that looks almost exactly like a luxury Hummer leaves Earth. A single humanoid alien (Brock Lesnar) … Continue reading →

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Special Review Unit: Season 14

Posted on May 15, 2013 by

Like any long running show, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit hit a rough patch four or five years back. As I discussed with David, this coincided (more or less) with the departure of Diane Neal as ADA Casey Novak. … Continue reading →

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Bo Knows Yakmala

Posted on May 10, 2013 by

The wonderfully misguided 2004 revenge flick Paparazzi was one of those movies I’ve backed for official Yakmala status for a long time. It’s time to make my case with a whole lot of outdated references to a defunct ad campaign. … Continue reading →

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Now Fear This: The Thin Blue Line

Posted on May 3, 2013 by

I’m breaking a few rules with this week’s Now Fear This. The goal with this feature was to highlight relatively unknown films that, while not classics, are much better than their nonexistent reputations might indicate. This week’s pick, The Thin … Continue reading →

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Whiz-Bang, Galomy-Zooks. That’s Jolly Clever!

Posted on May 1, 2013 by

A million years ago, you might remember I raked Battlestar Galatica over the coals for committing one of the great sins of fiction: “It was all part of God’s Plan.” Oh, I haven’t changed my opinion on that, or any … Continue reading →

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Girls, Guns, and G-Strings: Malibu Express

Posted on April 19, 2013 by

Nothing is more important to the concept of Yakmala than intention. Our most ironclad rule, the one that has not changed a single iota in our seven year lifespan is the Intention of Quality. This states that before a film … Continue reading →

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Grave Robbers from Outer Space

Posted on April 12, 2013 by

Before modern contenders like The Room and Troll 2, 1959’s Plan 9 from Outer Space was considered to be the greatest bad movie of all time. Ironic love for it began in 1980, right when America would forget all about … Continue reading →

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